Once upon a time, Annis the pomegranate, Emma the apple and Kate the pineapple were sitting in a treehouse made out of Tippex. They were bored. They were so bored that they were drawing on the walls. It kept disappearing. Emma was eating a large hairy spoon man.
'Needs salt,' Emma decided, munching on his handle. Annis passed her a tub of sodium chloride. Emma poured it over the LHSM and munched some more. Annis put Sexless Demons And Scars on her CD player made of Tippex. The delightful strains of 'My Cat' filled the air. Emma started giggling insanely and fell over. She couldn't get up and Kate and Annis laughed at her. She rolled over and fell out the window.
'Ow! My stalk!' Emma cried, rolling around on the grass and waving her little hands and legs in the air.
(KNOCK KNOCK) SOMEONE WAS BANGING ON THE TIPPEX LID, BUT WHO COULD IT BE? EMMA, ANNIS AND ESPECIALLY KATE WERE SO WOUND UP IN THEIR FRUIT LIVES, THEY HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE REAL WORLD. THEY HAD NO FRIENDS AND NO FAMILY AND HAD NOT HAD VISITORS FOR YEARS! NONE OF THEM COULD REMEMBER HOW TO OPEN THE DOOR. Kate reached halfheartedly towards the handle. She knew it had something to do with opening it, but she couldn't quite remember what. Her problem was solved when the door burst open. There stood a Large Hairy Becky Strawberry.
'NOOOOO!' yelled Emma. For no good reason.
'Oh my god! It's a Large Hairy Becky Strawberry!" Annis cried.
'Yes indeedy! It is I, the Large Hairy Becky Strawberry!' shouted the LHBS.
'ACTUALLY I AM NOT LARGE NOR HAIRY. THIS IS HOW DELUDED YOU HAVE BECOME. YOU SAD, SAD PEOPLE.'
'But we're all fruit!' Kate exclaimed incredulously. 'And you're a strawberry! If I wasn't a pineapple I'd love to be a strawberry!"