Annis's fairytale...
Once upon a time there has a young POIRATE named PORL. He was QUEASILY COILING in the SHINY
forest when he met SPECIAL BERNARD, a run-away HEDGE TRIMMER from the SOGGY Queen DISH.
PORL could see that SPECIAL BERNARD was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE BOX and give
him his BROWN NOODLES. SPECIAL BERNARD was thankful for PORL's NOODLES, so he told
PORL a very ECUMENICAL story about Queen DISH's daughter KATE. How her mother, the SOGGY
Queen DISH, kept her locked away in a PSYCHIATRIC WARD protected by a gigantic MONKEY, because KATE
was so SPARKLY.
PORL FLATTENED. He vowed to SPECIAL BERNARD the HEDGE TRIMMER that he would save the
SPARKLY KATE. He would FLAUNT the MONKEY, and take KATE far away from her eveil mother,
the SOGGY Queen DISH, and SPIT her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a CRACKLING CLOUDBURST and SPECIAL BERNARD the HEDGE
TRIMMER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MONKEY from his story. SOGGY Queen
DISH SCREAMED out from behind a CRISP and struck PORL dead. In the far off PSYCHIATRIC WARD
you could hear a TOOTLE.
THE END.
Everyone else's will be appearing soon, but this is being updated from schoolio, and schoolio means that I can't
get on anyone's journals. When I get home, however...
