WORDS:
Runkle: Blame Mr Cowlard (evil geography teacher with illegible handwriting)
Squishelled: Kate's favourite word of the moment.
Surf...tastic: Something Kate said when she didn't have anything else to say.
Horny...licious: Ditto, except from Annis.
d00d: Rhymes with 'r00d' and 'f00d', something which rather amuses Kate and Annis.
Porl the Poirate: The name Porl seems to amuse Georgie, Emma and Kate beyond belief...so we turned him
into a poirate.
Sporks United: Annis had a spork at lunchtime one day. The spork almost got thrown away. They rescued
the spork and invented Sporks United. No, we don't know what it is either, but it sounds good.
Kaqte4: Kate forgot how to spell her name.
QUOTES:
"I love gay people, they make good quiches." This comes from our scary friend Joelle, who I promise
you is not homophobic.
"Annis, is there a band called The Cure?" Also from Joelle: something you do not say to possibly The
Cure's biggest fan.
"This scarf smells of scarf!"
Kate's ecstatic expostulation when Annis knitted her a scarf for her birthday...
"Fluffy fluffy clouds,
Wiggle wiggle squish,
Piffle poffle poof,
Puffeley-puff"
Kate's wonderful 'Fluffy Fluffy Clouds' song, which we all predict will get to number One in the charts someday.
"I don't mind real hedgehogs, it's the metaphorical ones I don't like!"
Annis and Kate discussing Annis's eyebrows.
"I padded my twiddler for extra twiddling comfort!"
Ellie telling Mr Cowlard about her twiddler (bent-out paperclips which afford us all hours of fun).
"Camels are people too!"
Emma talking about McFly (I don't get the reference either...)
"Cucumber on a spork! It's cucumber-licious!"
We stuck a cucumber on a spork. Kate decided to advertise it.
"It's My Little Pineapple!"
Annis's Geography advert. A toy pineapple. Fully biodegradable and only £99!
"So, what does the director do?"
"He prods people!"
Joelle is peculiar lady. Or maybe she's just encountered some very strange directors...
"Fetish? Is that a type of cheese? [5 seconds later...] Oh no, that's FETA!"
Lizzy, our very brunette friend, having a very blonde moment.
"So did you get to school then?"
Asked when Kate enters the the classroom and therefore, is very obviously, at school.
"Is anyone sitting there?"
Asked to Kate by a person called Melissa. Kate happened to be sitting in the chair in question, once again,
making it very obvious that the chair was being sat in. Strangely enough, this qustion was asked about 5 minutes
after the last one...
QUOTES FROM OUR HOLIDAY TO GERMANLAND:
(There will be a page of pics up soon when we have them all)
"Quick, someone molest the waiter so I can take a photo!" Annis
And they did molest the waiter, oh yes...:)
"I ent shaved me pits..." Annis
....While at the leisure centre.
"My legs feel like Haribo: slightly stronger than jelly but still very wibbly." Annis
Annis after the walk up to Burg Eltz (castle). Major aches and pains followed.
"God Shave The Queen!" Polish Tourguide in German Museum, speaking English
Our peculiar tour guide, who spoke very bad English and kept looking down our tops.
"I want to become the woman on this screen, she wears fashions of the 1950s." Polish Tourguide in German Museum,
speaking English
The same tour guide. Can't you tell?
Annis And Heidi Go To Frogland And Had A Lovely Time
(Heidi points at a passing car)
HEIDI: Look, that car's from America!
ANNIS: No, it's not.
HEIDI: But it's got a sticker saying 'Milton Keynes' on it.
ANNIS: Milton Keynes is in the UK.
HEIDI: Is it? I thought Milton Keynes was in America...
"Oh yeah, I forgot they speak French here..."
Annis...in France.
"It doesn't count because I say so, and I'm very important!"
No-one can remember the actual context of this remark.
"That's discrimination against French spoons!"
After being given a plywood spoon, Heidi declared that she hated all French spoons. This was mean.
"I AM THE SKANKMEISTER!"
Annis, after being forced to wear an absolutely revolting hat.
"Oh yeah, he did that...thing...didn't he?"
A conversation about Bob Geldof.
"Heidi, look at this cucumber! It wibbles!"
We had absolutely no excuse for this...
(suspicious glare) "Heidi, I reckon that bloke in the restaurant spiked our chicken!"
After singing pirate songs ALL the way home.
"BOLLOCKS!"
Shouted at Heidi to make her giggle.
"I'm VERY cross now..."
The context for this has been lost to the mists of Annis's terrible memory too, but it was funny at the time, honest...
"No-one should run around like a headless chicken unless they've just been decapitated by a farmer."
Well, they shouldn't!
(suspicious glare) "Y'know, Heidi, I reckon you're dead and you're just PRETENDING to be alive!"
She looked very dead at the time, really she did.
"There are some French people walking behind us. They are talking loudly and I believe them to be spitting."
At a weird market thing full of French people (surprisingly enough).
"Will you buy me a roundabout for my birthday?"
It was a very pretty roundabout, I assure you.
"There is the Plough. It looks like a large saucepan."
Never go stargazing with Annis.
"Nooooo, I want to take it off so I can put it back on again!"
We were talking about Kinder eggs, honest.
"Don't you think the cucumber might wee on the cards?"
I have no idea where that came from?
"Heidi, you are a lying, scheming...PEASANT!"
'Tis true!
