Once upon a pineapple there lived a pomegranate, an apple and a strawberry. The apple made some
porridge. It was too hot and no-one much liked porridge anyway. So she made some pancakes, which they ate with bacon
and chewing gum. The all lived in a big turnip.
One day they went for a wank [what?!][you heard!] in the woods. Pineapple locks sneaked
in! She ate their left-over porridge, wiped the floor and made their beds. Then climbed up the chimney and flew away
on a big white pony.
When the pomegranate, apple and strawberry returned from their woodland 'venture', they were amazed by the
cleanliness of their turnip. 'NOOOOOO!' cried the strawberry. 'What's happened to all my seeds?' For they had
all gone!
The strawberry, apple and pomegranate searched high and low. When they went to the kitchen door, however, they found
a ransom note pinned to the wall with a large hairy spoon man. It said: Ransom! Give me loads of money or you'll never see
your seeds again. Mwahahaha!!!!! (signed) A. Pineapple.
'Er...Mr. er... Spoon guy?' the apple questionned the lhsm.
'Spoon!' replied the lhsm.
'Who is A. Pineapple and where does she reside?'
'Spoonland!'
'I know where she lives!' yelled the strawberry.
'Spongebob Squarepants lives in a pineapple under the sea... So she must live in a Spongebob!'
'Let's go!' the pomegranate declared, before realising that Spongebob was a cartoon and they were not. The problem was
solved when their friend, A. Cartoonist, offered to draw them into a cartoon with a Spongebob in it.
'I'll be round in ten minutes.' A. Cartoonist said.
'So what shall we do during this pleasant 10 minutes of free time?' the strawberry asked.
'Fancy a dance?' the apple decided.
'OK then.' the others agreed.
Soon the turnip was full of the sound of country music as the apple, strawberry and lhsm danced around with glee.
Wheeeeee!
